February 2011
Who the fuck would want to be in love with me?
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When trying to look sexy while stripping.
brocat-:
Expectation Reality
January 2011
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fuckbitchesgetdani:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
When you send a text to the wrong person...
Please reblog this if you have a heart:
missangelahh:
REBLOG THIS AND LOOK AT YOUR BLOG. FUCKING DO IT.
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That horrific moment when you're about to hit the...
selling-my-crap:
when parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
i want to slap you so fucking hard across your...
I wanna makeout with someone.
Any takers? No? Okay.
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Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop,...
when someone talks to me when my favorite part of...
gotta start the whole song over like
Dip & Pitts =]
aeijuswanawrite:
tumbldeeez:
LMFAO. just because.
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Reasons I don't talk:
creepersgonnacreep:
I have nothing to say
I can’t carry on a conversation to save my life
I really don’t care about what you have to say
I’m socially awkward
I don’t know how to say what I’m thinking
My voice sounds weird
I probably hate you
Next time, I'll be deadly serious next time.
